Pepper’s Prescription for Stupidity

I’m starting the morning with a nursery rhyme for those of us old enough to know better and still paying for the lesson. We’re counting from zero to ten through questionable spending, unpaid invoices, and the discovery that exposure doesn’t cover utilities. There’s a gong between six and seven. I can’t explain it. I have a water bill to pay.
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As the world turns today, Otis discovers that retirement advice requires him to be twenty-five, his time machine is out of order, and my interpretation of “liquid assets” involves Bollinger Champagne.
In this episode of UNFUCKABLE INC., I interrupt the regularly scheduled sarcasm for one serious concern: people reaching their fifties, sixties, and beyond without savings. Then the sarcasm resumes. Naturally.
Today’s word is Fucknomy, and today’s discussion covers three practical moves for starting late: getting clear on debt and expenses, protecting money you’ll need within five years, and testing a service that could generate income using skills and tools you already have.
Brief show notes:• Review income, essential bills, debt interest, and workplace retirement matching.• Match savings and investment choices to when you’ll need the money.• Test one clear paid offer before spending money launching a business.
Business ideas and research: 412bizdrop.com
General financial education. Business income and investment returns aren’t guaranteed.
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In this bizarre episode, Keisha heard "we should hang soon." Soon. That terrorist of a word. She spent fourteen days picking an outfit.
Tried on twelve pairs of jeans like she was auditioning for a role she already didn't get. Got her nails done. Got her edges laid. Cleared her Saturday like it was a national holiday.
Friday night he texted. "Something came up." Not someone. Not a funeral. Something. Like his couch had an emergency. And she sat there in her fresh manicure and her pressed edges, holding a weekend she had already named in her head.
She keeps building emotional down payments on maybes that were always nos. Investing in futures that don't exist. Running a mental marathon that ends at a mailbox full of spiderwebs and a coupon for mulch.
Some waiting is patience. Other waiting is a subscription to disappointment with auto-renew.
New words every Friday at 7 AM
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Previously, on As the Entrepreneur Turns...
Clementine had a dream. A vision. A domain name. Seventeen business cards and a chandelier imported from Italy.
She had everything.
Except customers.
And a product.
But will Clementine discover what the hell she's selling before the bank repossesses her executive chair? Will her charitable foundation survive without a single donation? And who the hell is paying for that chandelier?
Find out on today's episode of UNFUCKABLE INC., where Thursday's Dojo tackles business validation, premature CEO syndrome, and the tragic consequences of becoming a Fuckpreneur.
Three drills. One actual business skill. Absolutely no sympathy for decorative entrepreneurship.
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As the White House Turns...
In yesterday's episode of America's longest-running unscripted soap opera, a brand-new press secretary accidentally married the president, her actual husband was apparently demoted, and somebody decided Alaska was the perfect place to disappear.
Fourteen minutes. One unfortunate slip of the tongue. And enough material to keep a comedy writer employed until retirement.
Welcome to Wine Wednesday, where political affiliations are irrelevant, verbal catastrophes are celebrated, and even Jack Nicholson makes a surprise appearance.
And stick around for today's Daily FUCKCABULARY, featuring a word that settles the Scotch-versus-wine debate once and for all.
Just Zen the fuck out and drink wine to UN-WINE.
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Another day another word , another scratch your head . this ladies and gentlemen is a good podcast and I think you’re gonna enjoy it.
You know why because we’ve all faced that infamous word ‘NO” and we never know how to stop at.
No, we gotta follow through with something else. But today is the last day that you’re going to use the word no followed by….
Sit back and listen. You’re gonna enjoy this One