My Retirement Plan Requires a Time Machine

As the world turns today, Otis discovers that retirement advice requires him to be twenty-five, his time machine is out of order, and my interpretation of “liquid assets” involves Bollinger Champagne.

In this episode of UNFUCKABLE INC., I interrupt the regularly scheduled sarcasm for one serious concern: people reaching their fifties, sixties, and beyond without savings. Then the sarcasm resumes. Naturally.

Today’s word is Fucknomy, and today’s discussion covers three practical moves for starting late: getting clear on debt and expenses, protecting money you’ll need within five years, and testing a service that could generate income using skills and tools you already have.

Brief show notes:
• Review income, essential bills, debt interest, and workplace retirement matching.
• Match savings and investment choices to when you’ll need the money.
• Test one clear paid offer before spending money launching a business.

Business ideas and research: 412bizdrop.com

General financial education. Business income and investment returns aren’t guaranteed.

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